Sunday, November 09, 2008

Stupidy, Stupidy, Stupidy



I have this hanging over my desk at home, over my computer, as a reminder. I made it myself on Publisher, so the Greek isn't perfect - it ain't got the diacritical marks, or whatever they is. One day I saw this yardstick frame at Wal-Mart (back when I used to frequent Wal-Mart, before it became Wally-World, bigger than Alaska, requiring huskies and a GPS to navigate, and left an enormous empty shopping center on the other side of town) and thought it was perfect. I had also read an interview of Yehudi Menuhin in BBC Music Magazine and this quote jumped right out at me. So this is a primitive, real life mash-up.

The Greek means: Of all things the measure is man. I took Ancient Greek a coupla decades ago to see if Aristophanes was as funny in the original as in translation. (He is.) There's more to translation than just changing one word after another into another language, as those of us who use Babelfish or Google Translate or some other automatic device have come to understand. For one thing, there is interpretation. Protagoras does not mean that Man is the example from which all other things are judged. He means pretty much what Yehudi Menuhin is saying: that a person cannot judge anything except by his/her own experience. Menuhin takes a little longer to say that this experience colors that person's perception. Because Menuhin's interviewers had unhappy childhoods, they assume that his must have been unhappy as well.

I have taken this to heart, as you can tell by these framed quotes I keep in a prominent place (I spend hours in front of them). I use them as a yardstick for my own opinions and I have caught myself many times being guilty of this sort of prejudice. My main weakness is stupidity. I absolutely hate it when I am stupid, which is fairly often, really. This self-loathing can be debilitating, so instead of being more careful or more reflective, I project my anger on what I perceive as the stupidity of others. I try to stop myself doing this, take a breath, and remind little me that I make stupid assumptions also or act without thinking.
But ...
I can remain silent no longer.

Of all the stupid, stupid, stupid things I've heard lately is that this election of Barrack Obama is a signal of the End Times. I hear this at work (okay, not that strange, living in the Bible belt), read urban legend debunkings of Nostradamus spams, and I've even heard it on Second Life-of-all-places. In my memory, they've been presaging the End of the World since that idiotic The Late Great Planet Earth book came out in the 1970s and all the Christian-types in college were going on and on about it. Well, Hal Lindsey's deadline has done come and went, chilluns. I didn't give it much of a thought at the time because apparently the brand of Christianity espoused by my family was more of a Say Your Prayers, Behave Yourself and Be Considerate of Others flavor. I don't remember anyone making any kind of a fuss over the End Times, probably because they were like death - something you have no control over, so why worry about it?
I was asked at one point, "What would you think if 20% of the population suddenly disappeared one day?" Ummm, Good Riddance?

So naturally I'm greeting reports of people running out and buying up guns since the election results came out with my characteristic eye-rolling. It's all good for the economy, I suppose. In the midst of the Millennial Panic the most I did was buy a small, disposable alcohol stove which could come in handy in the event of another ice storm which we're prone to in this neck of the woods.

So what do I worry about? Oh, my retirement. I keep telling myself that economic thingummies are cyclical and this too shall pass. With any luck, I'll be able to retire during an upswing. Then again, maybe I'll drop dead before that. My mom said "You always worry about the wrong thing!" - meaning "you" in the sense of "a person." Me, I assiduously worry about everything hoping they will all turn out to be wrong.

And the rest of y'all? Use your heads, people! In the Middle Ages the Black Death killed off a minimum of 30% of the European population, a mini-ice age brought on starvation and was followed by global warming, the ruling classes plied their profession with rampant brutality, in the name of Faith torture and murder by Christians on their fellow Christians as well as non-believers were by-words, and if that didn't bring on the End of the World, I don't think we have anything to worry about now. It's All About You, innit? Well, it's time to look outside your house, your neighborhood, your church, your religion, your city, your state, your country, your landmass, your century ... and look at the Whole Picture. This world is going to end, and no one can know the time or the how. It might be one of them asteroidy things. So just shut up about it, mind your own p's and q's, help your fellow man whether here or somewhere you've never even heard of, and pray if you got 'em.

5 comments:

Saxhorn said...
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Saxhorn said...

What, Is Hal LIndsey still out there? Haven't his books been weeded yet?

jcromer said...

Ok, I made a user ID so I could comment.

You really manage to encounter the absolute worst kinds of Christians out there. This "Obama is the AntiChrist" crap is a direct result of what I like to call pop-culture Christianity. The Bible is endlessly marketed and perverted by people who obviously have never heard the story of Jesus and the moneychangers to the point that whatever the latest Bible fad is gets more attention than the actual Bible.

In recent years, there has been an unhealthy fascination with the Revelation, mainly because it is a really weird book that no one understands, because it was written in code during a time when Christians were persecuted. Idiots have chosen to take all this stuff literally so that we have this bizarre rapture theology featuring all kinds of weird monsters and then the chief villian of the AntiChrist. This particular theology has been quite poorly novelized in a series of about 4,000 novels called Left Behind.

I have read a couple of those books and they are crap... pure crap. However they paint the AntiChrist as a good looking articulate leader who unites people (and just happens to be doing Satan's work). I guess if you believe in this vision of the end of the world and you don't like Obama, it is tempting to describe him as the AntiChrist.

I think these people basically want the world to end. They are so self-righteous and convinced that the world is going to hell that they want it over so they can be zapped up into heaven and everyone else can suffer as they deserve.

Most (but unfortunately not all) of the Christians I hang out with do not believe in the Rapture or any of that stuff. Most of us to be honest are not real sure what Revelation is about. I don't really think anyone knows. Most of us also are too busy living life to sit around looking for signs of the end times. As far as we are concerned, the world will end when it ends.

The End Times AntiChrist theology doesn't even really make for good fiction much less good theology. I think you need to find some more non-nutjob Christians besides just me. There are plenty of us around. (: I didn't vote for Obama because I don't like his policies... I tend to be a Reagan capitalist and Obama is the polar opposite of that. However I don't think he is an evil man and I don't think he has 666 tattooed on his butt.

marfita said...

Thanks, jcromer. I hadn't read the Left Behind books so I was unaware that the AntiChrist was supposed to be good-looking and articulate. You could use that to describe just about anyone who bathed regularly and could complete a sentence. I was also unaware that the Messiah was supposed to be UNattractive, which someone told me decades ago and tried to back it up with OT scripture.
That was probably someone who had also waved The Late Great Planet Earth at me.
Sorry about Blogger's user ID policy thingie. I wonder if it's something I've done or can toggle.
Apparently, saxhorn, Lindsey is still being read. The latest publication date I see on Amazon, though, is 1998. He's probably somewhere recalculating.

Anonymous said...

Well beyond "some Jewish guy" I really don't know what Jesus looked like nor do I really care. Most Christians don't really spend a lot of time thinking about the AntiChrist or even necessarily believe that there is an Anti-Christ or such a thing as "the Rapture." The word "rapture" does not even actually appear in the Bible.
Also what is the Late Great Planet Earth?
Left Behind actually makes excellent fodder for snark. In fact this blog is run by a liberal Christian who voted for Obama and he has quite a large readership because he has made snarking over Left Behind a regular Friday occurence. He took some time off for the election but this Friday he started Left Behind Fridays again. He just finished snarking on the first book in the series of about 10,0000 which took him a couple of years. He is going to snark on the movie for a while and then start on the second book.